How The Hell Is THIS Guy Elmo?!

What the fuck did I just watch? The fact that THAT guy has been doing the Elmo voice for more than 25 years is either the biggest achievement or the biggest mistake of his life. Sorry bro, but there are thousands of people that can shove their hands up a puppet's ass while talking all goofy and shit. Just think if that guy had done something badass for 25 years, like boxing. I guarantee he already would've won the World Heavyweight Championship twice over like Big George Foreman. Shit, this guy IS George Foreman! What a waste.