I Need It To Be March 11th Right MEOW

During halftime of Pats-Jets Round 3, I stumbled across the trailer for Battle: Los Angeles. Do yourself a favor and check it out because this shit looks fucking unreal. I mean, I was already pumped for Cowboys & Aliens, but this just got me so jacked up that 6 to midnight doesn't come close to describing how I feel right now. Aaron Eckhart trying to save America. Ne-Yo trying to make army glasses look cool. Michelle Rodriguez trying not to be a lesbian (not that there's anything wrong with that). I don't know how the fugg they expect me to wait two months for this, but you can bet your balls I'll be front and center with my Reese's Pieces on opening night...if the world doesn't end by then.