Daily News -- Hours after 6-8 forward Christian Standhardinger was announced Tuesday as transferring from Nebraska to LaSalle, he wasn't.
LaSalle cited "a personal situation that demands his full attention," in a statement from coach John Giannini.
That situation likely is that the 21-year-old Standhardinger was caught by an officer engaged in a sex act with a 19-year-old woman a few hours before dawn Sunday in a Lincoln, Neb., park, according to a police spokeswoman.
You gotta hand it to La Salle. In a year where they beat Penn and barely lose to Nova, they decide to pin their mid-season hopes on a Dirk Diggler wannabe. No surprise that it blows up in their face like Standhardinger was about to blast that 19 year old. He's the real winner in this story. If you think he's not on the phone negotiating a 3-film contract with Vivid as we speak, you're fucking delusional. Drop the "inger" from his last name, buy the rights to his story (at least the bball & banging in the park shit), and you've already got at least two scripts written for the ultimate hoops porno trilogy starring Christian StandsHard. I'd pay good money to watch that shit. Just sayin'.
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